I would like to give you four hugs.
The first is The Squeezer.
Face me then put your cheek on my shoulder. Let your shoulders loosen, and your arms go slack at your sides.
I will wrap my big strong arms around you and squeeze the piss out of you. Repeatedly, until it’s no longer funny and you are no longer stiff. Until you feel absolutely safe in my arms.
The next Hug is The Over and Under.