Here I am, in all my bald bespectacled glory!
Infrequently Asked but Fun Questions
Q: Why after a year are you showing your whole face?
A: Because half a face is fooling nobody but more importantly I am going to stick around now as a positive erotic force so I want people to know me.
Q: Eugene Noale sounds like a normal name. Is your real name Eugene Noale?
A: Yes and no. My middle name is Eugene. I was named after my very gregarious Grandfather. His French-Canadian Grandmother had the maiden name of Noel. Noel is too associated with Christmas so I chose Noale, which is a distantly related version of Noel.
Q: Do you use a stunt cock?
A: Yes, obviously.
Q: Are you and Eugene Noale the same or is Eugene Noale a character you put on?
A: At first I tried to portray Eugene as some sort of stately old pervert, but lovable, you know. I have since found that I enjoy myself more and offend less if I am me and not a character.
Q: Eugene seems to have a Southern accent during poetry readings. Are you from the southern United States?
A: Nope. I am from Michigan.
Q: What’s your drink?
A: I like an old-fashioned with rye, not too sweet and hold the fruit.