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Product Review: This Pinot Grigio is pretty damn decent for a $7 magnum I picked up on sale then left in my hot car for two days. It’s not supposed to be effervescent so don’t expect that if you buy it. This wine is totally worth the $7.
Liberty Creek Wines’ Pinot Grigio
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