One Chair – Two Asses

I’ll order us a pint
And pull that old oak
Chair from the back.
Sally don’t mind much
If we kiss a while
But she’ll toss us
When the pint runs dry.
Here’s two quarters.
Play that southern ballad
We kissed to when we were young.
But hurry back Baby
Cause I’m achin for some kissin
And you’re lookin good.

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