This poem was inspired by a tweet by @OleanderPlume saying that “nothing” doesn’t rhyme with orange either. Sporange rhymes with orange though so I wrote this poem to help during the Valentine’s Day season. Please give this poem to your valentine if you would like.
Sporange Rhymes With Orange
The birds and the bees make an orange.
The fungus among us use sporange.
But I prefer fucking, like all mammals do.
It’s Valentine’s Day, so darlin let’s screw!