Strokin – The Art Of The Cock: Week 37


Penises are rarely static when out of clothing. They are growing, shrinking, pissing, pumping, and cumming. So today I decided to show my cock in action. I set out to masturbate so vigorously that my cock would look like a ghostly orb surrounded by a halo of blurred flesh. I am pleased with the result. There was zero technique involved here. I took out my iphone and continually snapped pics, in bathroom light, as I masturbated.


Professional Wanker – The Art Of The Cock: Week 29


At least once a week my crotch gets warm and my pants get tight and suddenly I am squeezing my thighs together rhythmically beneath my desk. Pretty soon I am on my phone looking for something to wank to and I walking swiftly and stiffly to the restroom.

The doors to the washrooms don’t lock but there are two stalls. I squeeze and stroke myself to a strong erection, see above, then I ratchet it, hoping no one comes in before I finish. Racing against the clock that is Carl from editorial’s colon, I pump like a fucking jackhammer. Inevitably Carl arrives as I am bursting hot cum onto the tile and I have to bite the meat of my palm to keep my moan from echoing off the empty walls.

I have told this story to illustrate for you that I am a professional masturbator. I am literally paid to wank on the job. It’s not officially company approved but getting up from my desk and stretching my legs is. I take a little license.

Cum Drops

Achin to spray my sticky jizz
On the washroom walls,
To posit my load on the tiles
In pools and ropey dribbles.

I got nothin against this place
Or the people who have to clean
This dank, dark, and dirty stall.

I just can’t wait another second.
I can’t waste another step.
I gotta whip it out and pull it off.

Gotta see my semen sliding
Shimmery down cerulean tiles.
Gotta watch it rolling slowly
Toward my cooling cum drops.

Ball Bliss by Adam Male Sex Toys

Scrotum Vibrator Review: Ball Bliss by Adam Male Sex Toys

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Yes, a ball sack vibrator. Why? Cause it feels really good! I have already established in my review of the Climax Gems Blue Mood Ring that the vibrator component of the Ball Bliss is a delight.

When the Cyberskin cup envelopes your scrotum you can’t wait to click on that vibe. Your scrotum tightens up as all of the tiny hair are stimulated and waves of deep vibrations pulse into your shaft.

Alas, it slips though as your scrotum tightens and soon you have to stop and readjust. Having hairy balls doesn’t help either. But every time you click that button back on, your balls are so very happy.


The Tug

Adam Male Toys THE TUG Cyberskin Stroker!

Hey you! Stop looking at the glistening dick for a sec. This is the toy we randy wankers were waiting for. Seriously, the moment I slid this icy sheath over my lubricated member, I knew that the standard wank will henceforth be lacking.

What I LOVED about The Tug:

  • Feeling completely enveloped by the toy as it softly sucks
  • The studded grip and the scrotum ring gives the feeling of stability and control
  • The ability to control the tightness of the tunnel just by squeezing with my fist, while still maintaining the supple  and spongy feeling of the cyberskin
  • I particularly enjoyed sliding my cock head deep, past the opening to gain the sensation of reentry

What was MEH about The Tug:

  • The scrotum ring provides little pleasure beyond the initial moments and if it slides out of place can cause testicular discomfort.

I recommend The Tug to all who sport a cock. It is fully worth the $24.99 asking price.

I am an Affiliate of Topco Toyz but this is not a sponsored post.

Gettin Dirty With The Gardener

IMG_1273My husband always sits on the bench by the door when he takes his gardening boots off. I usually hand him a cold glass of water and delight in the trickles and drips that run down his bushy beard, wetting his nest of chest hair. Seeing the whorls of dark wet hair suddenly dampened my underpants. Before he knew what was happening, I had unzipped his jeans and pulled out his soft cock. It was warm and sticky with sweat. I squeezed the head, pulling my sticking fingers away sharply. He moaned each time I did it. He grew with each squeeze of my fingers. When he was hard, I slid my sharp tongue around the corona of his glans, tonguing his sensitive pearly bumps. He groaned with each pass of my tongue. Whispering that I was setting his thighs on fire. I squeezed his head again, freshly wet from my mouth. I drew his cock out, like pulling taffy, pinching harder as he grew harder. Fluid dripped from his tip and coated my fingers with silk. The pinching squeeze had a gained a down stroke and soon my slick fingers were sliding rapidly up and down his shaft, his cock slamming into my palm.

Between urgent breaths, he moaned in his baritone, “Put your mouth on me Baby.”

I slid my tongue around and around and around his corona, until the pleasure was so intense that he begged me to stop. I drew my teeth over his cock head as I had with my fingers, all the while, softly but swiftly flicking his tip.

Beautiful Semen


“Goin to the woodshed

Gonna wet this dirty ground

Goin to the woodshed

Gonna wet this dirty ground

Gonna bend you over a woodpile

Gonna burn this old shed down”

– from Woodshed by EN

Sinful Sunday

A Quiet Moment With Myself

IMG_0421 1When I want to spend a quiet moment with myself, I like a little blowjob pornography. Just one guy, one gal, and the sense that she is really, really into sucking that dick. Tonguing that dick, really, cause there is nothing duller than a video of a bobbing head. I want engagement. I want hunger. I want to see that hard working tongue flicking, licking, snaking, sucking. Lavishing that swollen cock with soft wet pink. Those lips better be sliding along the shaft and slurping his head like a dripping summer treat. And when she goes down, she mustn’t linger, constantly consuming and revealing the glistening saliva-soaked member. If he has the length, and he should have the length, it is porn, her lovely hand should be stroking his shaft.

I don’t need the cumshot cause I make my own. Granted, my semen splashes onto the floor rather than that hardworking tongue or a pair of deserving breasts but if I can get the full velocity of ejaculation, it can be quite thrilling.

With a day’s rest and a saucy blowjob on the screen I can whip my cock to the edge in minutes. At that point, I stretch my arm out, reset the video to the sexiest part and go to town. Pumping like a goddamn piston. As the need to blow my load rises in my loins, my buttocks are clenched tight, thrusting my cock forward, like the magnificent beast that it is. As I pump through the pleasure, thin creamy-white fluid spits from the slit and I know there is no going back. I stroke on, holding, holding, holding that load in. Feeling I could burst any moment, wanting so bad to give in, to let loose that powerful pump, and wet this tiled floor. My prostate is swirling and burning and begging for relief. It comes. A grand arc of seminal fluid shooting across the room, landing in a satisfying splash on the floor. The main load squirtIng in thick creamy bursts. Waves of pleasure curl my toes, even as I stand.